No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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