i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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