But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
So here I am, sexting at work.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
