if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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