We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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