Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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