apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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