Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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