How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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