This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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