There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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