Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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