I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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