can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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