But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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