i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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