If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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