problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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