I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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