Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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