I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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