i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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