i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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