i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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