what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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