just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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