Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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