don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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