i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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