He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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