im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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