I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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