About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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