So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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