Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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