PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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