where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He did a backflip because drugs
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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