apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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