Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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