office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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