8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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