Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Oh god it's open bar.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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