i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Houston, we have a squirter
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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