she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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