I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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