i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You can make out without kissing
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