So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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