And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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