my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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