sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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