do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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