i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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