do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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