I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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