Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
and she was petting her beer can
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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