if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
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