I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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