The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
God, I missed his penis.
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