Pregnant stripper...not hot.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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